Newbie: I want to get links for my website. I’ve heard links can make my site come on first page of Google.

SEO Pro: That’s very true. Links are very important for search engine rankings.

Newbie: Please teach me how to find links for my site.

SEO Pro: Ok, you can start by reading this link building guide to get familiar with what link building is.

Newbie: ok

SEO Pro: Once you read it, you’ll understand the importance of incoming links for any website

Newbie: ok

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Newbie: What is AltaVista?

SEO Pro: It’s a Search Engine! Well you should be knowing that!

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Newbie: How do I open it?

SEO Pro: Open what??? Confused

Newbie: AltaVista

SEO Pro: WTF

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