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SEO Professional and Newbie conversation Joke

Newbie: I want to get links for my website. I’ve heard links can make my site come on first page of Google.

SEO Pro: That’s very true. Links are very important for search engine rankings.

Newbie: Please teach me how to find links for my site.

SEO Pro: Ok, you can start by reading this link building guide to get familiar with what link building is.

Newbie: ok

SEO Pro: Once you read it, you’ll understand the importance of incoming links for any website

Newbie: ok

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Newbie: What is AltaVista?

SEO Pro: It’s a Search Engine! Well you should be knowing that!

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Newbie: How do I open it?

SEO Pro: Open what??? Confused

Newbie: AltaVista

SEO Pro: WTF

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SEO Jokes

I work as an SEO Manager at a company and often get all kinds of weird questions from people, clients, and even the office staff about SEO, Internet Marketing, Link Building and Search Engines. Most of them are pretty straightforward questions, which sometimes annoy me as they take up a lot of my time. Sometimes I feel irritated and angry at the kind of questions asked, but most of them are quite funny if narrated. So I’ve given them a twist and changed them to SEO Jokes. Hope you find them interesting and hilarious 😀

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GII Global Index Business Web Directory

GII Business Web Directory
Global Internet Index Business Directory is a Search Engine Friendly PR6 Web Directory with PR on all internal category and sub-category level pages. The web directory has more than 5000 categories and sub categories which make it a quality web directory. The directory accepts Free (nofollow links), Regular and Featured Links. Regular and Featured links are paid links and the pricing structure can be viewed when you submit a link to the appropriate section. Additional internal links can also be submitted to the web directory for better Search Engine Placement. Since it is a human edited directory, you are guaranteed a review in 48 hours. According to their submission guidelines, if your listing is not accepted, you will be refunded 100%. All the category level pages have articles to add fresh content and to keep the pages updated.

Site Sift Web Directory

Site Sift Web Directory
The Site-Sift Web Directory is a professional human edited web directory and is one of the most popular paid directories on the web today. The web directory is PR 6 which shows its authority compared to several other paid web directories. All the internal pages of the website have Search Engine Friendly URLs, which makes it easy for the bots and spiders to quickly index the internal pages and assign them Page Rank.

Site Sift Paid Web Directory has been online since September 2004 and has an Alexa Rank of less than 40,000. This clearly shows its popularity and gives an idea of the traffic coming to the directory. Submitting your site to Site Sift can be beneficial in terms of driving traffic and users to your website. Since it is a human edited web directory, all submissions are reviewed within 48 hours after payment is verified. The directory offers 3 different submission packages:

  • Standard Listing $29.95 (annual recurring)
  • Deluxe Listing $49.95 (one-time fee)
  • Sponsored Listing $99.95 per year

Payment accepted via Paypal or Credit Card.

Please make sure you follow the submission guidelines when submitting your website in order to get listed in the directory. You can do this by choosing the most appropriate category or sub-category for your listing and then clicking on the “ADD URL” link near the top of the page. You will then see a link submission form which just takes minutes to fill out and submit.

Site Sift Scripts

Site Sift also provides a Free Directory Script at Site Sift Listings. The web directory script is easy to download and install. The script makes it easy for webmasters to set up a Search Engine Friendly web directory easily, with a customized look and feel.

Site Sift Forums

The support forums at Site Sift make it easy for you to get online support regarding any problem related to the Free Directory Script. At Site Sift Webmaster Forums, you can also discuss topics like Search Engine Optimization, web design, programming, web hosting, web directories, online marketing and any other webmaster related topics.

Fabulous Links Web Directory

Fabulous Links Web DirectoryA great way to increase your online presence is to submit your site to good quality web directories. Fabulous Links Web Directory is one such powerful directory.

The directory has over 700 sub categories and the most attractive categories include the News and Media section, Science and Technology, Entertainment and lots more.

Go ahead and have a look for yourself. On top of this there is also a competitive bid directory for some more fun!

Directory Submit Directory of Directories

Webmasters and website owners have to put in a lot of effort to look for the right directories where they can submit their websites to. With search engines paying more and more importance to back links and link popularity, website owners are always on the search to find web directories where they can submit their websites. A Directory of Directories comes in handy for website owners where they can easily find a list of directories, categorized according to topics, to which they can submit their websites. Submitting to these free and paid directories can help you get valuable links to your website and also help boost the link popularity.

Directory Submit Directory of Directories

Directory Submit is a Directory of Directories designed to help webmasters find directories quickly and easily. The directory has several main categories including the following:

  • Directory and SEO Resources
  • Directory Submission Services
  • Directory Templates
  • General Directories (Includes Free, Paid and Reciprocal Directories)
  • Local Directories, listed according to cities
  • Niche Topic Directories
  • Regional Directories
  • Search Engines
  • Webmaster Directories

Each category is further divided into sub-categories to help you find exactly what you are looking for.

Directory Owners can submit web directories for a listing at DirectorySubmit.org

Currently, the directory provides 3 different listing options:

  • Featured Links $9.49 for Permanent Inclusion
  • Regular Links for $4.39
  • Regular links with reciprocal for $4.00

You can check some of the recently submitted directories and also the most popular listings at DirectorySubmit.org by following the links.

Hurry and get your directory listed in this Directory of Directories and get the exposure and traffic your directory deserves!

Free Comments on your Blog!

I usually look for good SEO/SEM and Internet and Web Related Blogs where I can leave useful comments. Relevant and Quality Blog Comments can bring you a regular amount of traffic and can also help you in building links for your website. The more comments you leave on other related blogs, the more chance you have that the blog owner will visit your site and may leave a comment or two in return, if he finds something useful on your blog also.

That’s why I started a Free Blog Comments Thread at Digital Point Forums, inviting webmasters and blog owners to post their SEO, SEM, Internet, Web and Online Marketing Related blogs where I can post comments.

This is a free service I am offering to these blog owners, and in return I will get a few links, some traffic and comments in return. This will not only help them in building content for their site, but will also help me spread the word around and leave links to my blog at several SEO related Blogs.

So far, the whole thing is going great and I’ve got a few offers also, like if I leave 8+ quality comments on a blog, they will give me a free listing on one of their PR 3 Blogs Directory! Another one has offered to add ‘Top Commentator’ Plugin to the blog so I get a link to my Blog in return. A few others have left useful comments on my blog which is great!

Rented my Avatar Space

I recently reached my 2,000 post count at Digital Point Webmaster Forums so I decided to rent out my avatar space. You can see my Digital Point Profile Page by following the link. This is the first time I’ve ever rented my avatar, and am happy about it. I’ve rented the avatar to Tim Schroeder for his Make Money Online website eMonetized.com. Yes! He is the same Tim Schroeder, owner of the popular webmaster Forum Webmaster-Talk.com

His blog is about everything related to making money online and online marketing stuff related to links, blogging, Google, WordPress, affiliates, and SEO. The blog also gives you an insight of his online ventures and helps and educates the readers about online money making techniques. Visit eMonetized.com today and learn form all what the blog has for money making online.

Google and Digital Millennium Copyright Act

I was doing a search for the KW ‘SEO’ today to see where my SEO Blog ranks on Google for the keyword 😉 However, when I reached the 4th or 5th page of the SERPS (my settings were set to show 100 results per page), I got the following error at the end of Google’s Search Results:

In response to a complaint we received under the US Digital Millennium Copyright Act, we have removed 1 result(s) from this page. If you wish, you may read the DMCA complaint that caused the removal(s) at ChillingEffects.org.

Here’s a screenshot of what I’m talking about:

Google DMCA

Some of you might already be aware of this, but this was really surprising for me as I hadn’t come across such a thing before.

You can read Google’s policies regarding the Digital Milennium Copyright Act by following the link.

Using Keywords in Anchor Texts

Before you start a links campaign for your website, or directory submissions, you need to decide the Keywords you will be targeting and the Anchor Texts which you will use for your links campaign. These anchor texts will use your important keywords in them which will help you in Search Engine Rankings for these Keywords.

Here are a few tips which will help you make your anchor texts.

1. Only use the most important Keywords in your Anchor Text

It is a good idea to do some Keyword Research using a Keyword Tool like Wordtracker to decide the most important Keywords related to the theme of your website. You should be using the popular search terms in your Anchor Texts which show up in the Search when you use the Keyword Tool.

You can find a very good Keyword Suggestion Tool at Digital Point.

2. Do not make the Anchor Texts too long

Long, rambling, keyword stuffed Anchor Texts make no sense and might actually harm you in Search Rankings. Search Engines might penalize your site for using a long keyword stuffed or spammy Anchor Text. Remember, your Anchor Texts should be short and to-the-point and should make sense.

3. Make your Anchor Text Useful

Don’t simply paste Keywords in the Anchor Text, separated by commas, like Keyword 1, Keyword 2, Keyword 3. This looks completely absurd and users won’t be interested to click on it. Your Anchor Text should be a coherent sentence or a short phrase which makes sense. Make your Anchor Texts natural.

4. Use Anchor Text variations

If you are targeting 5 or 6 important keywords, it is always a good idea to make 5 or 6 different Anchor Texts, each focusing on the targeted Keyword. You should use these variations when submitting your site to link directories.

5. Make different Anchor Texts for different Landing Pages

If you have several important landing pages in your site, which you want to promote using link building, make different Anchor Texts for each of these landing pages. Use a Keyword Tool and research for the Keywords for each of these landing pages. Then create 3 or 4 variations of Anchor Texts for each of these landing pages. You can then use these Anchor Texts to submit your site to Directories and Link Forms.

6. Relevance is most important

This might seem obvious, but relevance is the most important thing in Anchor Texts. If you are making Anchor Texts for a page for Blue Widgets, make sure you use Blue Widgets in the Anchor Text, instead of using keywords like Green Widgets, Cheap Widgets etc.

Remember, Search Engines also give importance to Relevance. If your anchor text has Blue Widgets in it, and your page also used the Keyword Blue Widgets in the Title, Content and Body of that page, the anchor text will work perfectly with that page.

These tips are useful for all sort of anchor texts, whether internal or from other websites. When you link to an internal page of your site, always use some meaningful anchor text like ‘Find more details for Blue Widgets‘, where Blue Widgets should be the link, instead of ‘Find more details for Blue Widgets here‘.

You can also find more tips for Anchor Texts by following these links:

Better Anchor Texts by John Chow

Anchor Text Optimization Tips