SEO Professional and Newbie conversation Joke
Newbie: I want to get links for my website. I’ve heard links can make my site come on first page of Google.
SEO Pro: That’s very true. Links are very important for search engine rankings.
Newbie: Please teach me how to find links for my site.
SEO Pro: Ok, you can start by reading this link building guide to get familiar with what link building is.
Newbie: ok
SEO Pro: Once you read it, you’ll understand the importance of incoming links for any website
Newbie: ok
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Newbie: What is AltaVista?
SEO Pro: It’s a Search Engine! Well you should be knowing that!
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Newbie: How do I open it?
SEO Pro: Open what??? 
Newbie: AltaVista
SEO Pro: 
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Friendly Guy said,
July 24, 2007 @ 5:45 pm
Its always a tall mountian to climb when you are trying to do SEO for the first time. Everyone acts like the SERPs and Google are godly in the sense that they can kill a man OR bring him out of the rough. Nonetheless, this list will need some mmore jokes.. Hey great way to find additional keywords for organic traffic. everyone needs a coffee break
veedee said,
August 7, 2007 @ 11:15 am
I don’t get it, where’s the joke part? Or because my English is bad?
admin said,
August 7, 2007 @ 12:39 pm
The joke is that the newbie didn’t even know what AltaVista is or how to ‘open’ it i.e. using a browser window and visiting www.altavista.com
Its actually a stupid question someone asked me which I shared as a joke on my blog.